Student 2: "It's because they plucked it out too late!"


Joke 2:
A ship met an accident in the middle of the sea, a woman and 10 men were being washed to a deserted island.

1 month later, the woman committed suicide. Because she can't take it anymore as what happened that month was too disgusting.

1 month later, the men decided to bury the woman's body. Because they can't take it anymore as what happened that month was too disgusting.

1 month later, the man decided to dug the woman's body out. Because they can't take it anymore as what happened that month was too disgusting.

1 month later, God decided to revive the woman. Because God can't take it anymore as what happened that month was too disgusting.

Tag me for the reason for this joke, it requires quite a bit of thinking. =D


Joke 3:
Two fisherman were fishing at the sea one day, and Fisherman 1 caught a Mermaid one day. From the tail upwards was a very gorgeous looking woman, but Fisherman 1 release the Mermaid into the sea.

Fisherman 2 was shocked, and asked: "WHY?"

Fisherman 1 replied: "HOW?"



Alright, that's all for the jokes. Will post more next time if I happen to come across them again. School today, was sucky. Kena arrowed to help out in TP Open House, and its the JAE thingy which sucks so much that I've to be involved for the whole of next week as well. Damn. Why must Jonathan Chee choose me among so many, I even siam from my seat cause I know he's selecting, but still choose me. -.-

Went to meet a guy at Shell petrol station just now for my GTA IV, he's offering at $40 and the condition is tip-top. Really worth it, it looks like a 1st hand game. =D It's the 1st Xbox360 game that I owned, although it's 2nd hand, but it still belongs to me. Will be playing this game until late night I guess.

I'll be back for another interesting update. =D